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Updates for the end of October

Thu Oct 29, 2009, 6:12 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Watching: blueluigi's "TV Sucks Now" video series
College has been eating up my life over the past few weeks, but I've been doing okay so far, and my sis and I are getting along very well there. I was in a bit of a tizzy last week, but I'm starting to feel better and a lot calmer, as the last couple of days have gone through smoothly for me, and hopefully things will stay that way for quite a while.

Yet Another Random Quiz

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 9:16 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
Taken from ~KanDYtheHedgeHog:

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[x] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[x] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[x] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[x] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose</i
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

Freaky skank with sexy eyes who smoked with my crush because the voices told me to (Ugh...I can't stand skanks, smoking, and peer pressure!)

Insanity Quiz

Tue Sep 22, 2009, 5:32 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Watching: South Park
Taken from ~shadow4everandaday:

[X] You have yelled at a non-living things.
[X] You have ran into glass/screen doors
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling (usually when I'm sleeping.)
[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (I regret doing that.)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (A few times)
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[/] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 19.5 out of 35 (so I'm just a little over 50% insane).

Another Quiz

Mon Sep 7, 2009, 5:06 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Watching: Family Guy on TBS
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi
Taken from *Bowzilla:

1. Do you snore?
No.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
A lover.

3. What’s your worst fear?
Spending my afterlife in Hell.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Rarely.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
I may dislike it like many other folks, but I prefer not to ramble too much about it.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes.

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yes.

8. Is the single life for you?
No, because I fear staying single forever.

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
No.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No.

12. Any secret talents?
I don't want to reveal any.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Japan.

14. Can you swim?
Yes.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
No.

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Yes.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Do I have to imitate that owl?

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes.

21. Are you a single child?
No.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Both.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Nothing.

24. Is marriage in your future?
Yes.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Yes.

26. What are you allergic to?
Something that's hard to pronounce.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I can't remember.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
No. He's been dead for thirteen years.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Yes.

30. How do you like your eggs?
I don't eat eggs.

31. Are blondes dumb?
No.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Various locations.

33. What time is it?
8:56 PM (20:56 in 24-hour format)

34. Do you have a nickname?
I don't think so.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Yes! :puke:

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Friday.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No, but I still celebrate Christmas because I'm Christian.

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
No.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

41. What are you addicted to?
A lot of things.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy.

43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Yes.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

50. Do you like your life?
Yes.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Neither.

52. Are you psychic?
Maybe.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No.

54. Do you play any instruments?
No.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
No.

56. Can you snowboard?
No.

57. Do you like camping?
Not really.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No.

59. Do you believe in magic?
Yes.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Yes, because I'm a huge puppy lover.

61. You believe in divorce?
Yes.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
No.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yes.

64. Is it cold outside today?
No.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Ice cream.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Yes.

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Yes, but not by a soulmate.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
I don't want to discuss them.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
No (I'm afraid none of the clothes there fit me).

70. Favourite song at the moment?
None.

71. Do you like your job?
I don't have one yet.

72. Do you like your classes in school?
I don't start school until tomorrow.

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Grilled.

74. Do you like these surveys?
Yes, although I'm a bit too nervous about some of the questions.

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
I'm too nervous to tag anyone.

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
To explore new worlds.

Back to College Soon

Sun Aug 23, 2009, 5:42 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi
Wow, summer has gone by way too quickly, which is making me start to wish that it was Groundhog Day, despite the fact that it's approximately half a year away. Hopefully I'll be able to get back into the swing of things when I start another semester of college, and I'll try as hard as I can to work hard in order to succeed, even though I usually haven't been taking a large number of courses each semester since I started college a couple of years ago.

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